- 1 pair of limited edition Kirk Minihane socks
- 1 pair of limited edition Blind Mike socks
- 1 hypothetical middle finger to SJW's and Outrage Culture
The limited edition Kirk Minihane show socks are only available for the first 500 Minifans. These are not just socks that show you support Kirk and Blind Mike and their struggle with mental health and blindness. They are socks that stand up for free speech. These socks flip a big middle finger to social justice warriors who will try to destroy free speech and leave comedy to die in their wake. These socks embody what happens when advertisers stick to their guns and support true talent and never cower. When you buy these socks you SUPPORT Kirk Minihane, SUPPORT Blind Mike, DEFEND Free Speech, PRESERVE Comedy, and FIGHT Outrage Culture and get 2 awesome pairs of socks while doing it. Thank you for standing up for what you believe in!
65% cotton, 35% Polyester, 5% Spandex.
These one-size-fits all crew length socks are made of the highest quality sourced materials and designed to ensure your toes never get holes in them while staying comfortable in all weather. The faces are on the top AND bottom of your feet!
One size fits all. They fit both men and women!
Take pictures and videos of your feet while wearing the Kirk Minihane Show socks and share on social media while tagging Kirk, Blind Mike, the Kirk Minihane Show,and Troll Socks to show your support! Don't be afraid to use them to defend free speech against all who will try to destroy it. We recommend you wear them:
- While listening to the Kirk Minihane Show
- To the Kirk Minihane Live Show
- While lounging around your house
- While making intense love using your Roman swipes
- While listening to the sweet, sweet sounds of Linda Marks
- While making prank phone calls to radio stations
- At any parties that require you to take your shoes off
- On any patriotic holiday
- At the airport going through security
All orders over $50 will receive Free Standard Ground Shipping automatically anywhere in the U.S.
Standard Shipping Times
We ship domestically, starting at $5.99 and internationally starting at $9.99 for one pair. Shipping usually takes 1-2 days to process in our warehouse, then 5-7 business days to arrive at your house, depending on where in the U.S. you are. Most deliveries will reach you in 6-9 business days from the day you ordered. You may receive your order sooner. International Shipping will take 2-3 weeks on average.
Priority Shipping Times
We offer a priority shipping option, starting at $10.99, which will get our socks to you faster. Depending on the weight of your order, you may be bumped into a higher cost tier. Priority shipping usually takes 1 day to process in our warehouse, then 3-5 business days to receive the product. Most priority shipping deliveries will reach you in 4-6 business days from the day you ordered. You may receive your order sooner.